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kuffy:

unclefather:

A bee can become drunk from fermented nectar and other bees will punish it by chewing off its legs.

"Hey, Pete is drunk again lets chew his legs off"

this doesnt apply just to bees you can do this in the real world too

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bigbrocalypse:

our 2 HoHs

lazorbabies:

i m really high but doeesnt this spot on my floor look like sanic the heghoge

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liftedandgiftedd:

i’m laughing wayyy harder than i should be omg

liftedandgiftedd:

i’m laughing wayyy harder than i should be omg

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captn-bucky:

bellecosby:

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

I think about this all the time

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yungmvla:

I CANT FUCKING BREAHTR

yungmvla:

I CANT FUCKING BREAHTR

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h0odrich:

i get butterflies when i think about myself

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vapooreon:

petition to have Raven Symone on the next season of American Horror Story

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